khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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buggy-heichou:

fabulips:

givemeprizes:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

NO

I DID NOT KNOW THIS

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